The Mirage
Info, Rules & Etiquette
Friday & Saturday: 8 PM – 2 AM
Last Entry for Regulars: 10:30 PM
Tickets: Pre-booked only – No walk-ins allowed.
Friday: Served until 2 AM
Saturday: Served until 12 AM
Before 10:30 PM: Dress to impress. No casual attire.
After 10:30 PM:
• If wanting to use the play rooms, dress down.
• Lockers available; robes & towels can be hired.
Dress Down Guidelines
Ladies: Lingerie, playsuits, wraps, PVC, towels.
Gents: Tasteful boxers, towels, sliders, or flip-flops.
Prohibited Attire
• Sports trainers & workout shoes.
• Tracksuits or sportswear.
• Workwear & Ugg boots.
• Note: Smart dress trainers are acceptable; however, scruffy or unsuitable footwear may result in refused entry.
ID: Required for entry & membership setup.
• Driving license (sufficient alone) or Passport.
• If no passport, two recent utility bills (within 3 months).
Couples: Both must provide valid ID.
• Bring your own or hire.
• £3 for a towel | £5 for a robe.
• Fully Licensed Bar – A wide selection of drinks available.
Bar Tabs:
• £10 cash deposit required; balance payable by card (No Amex).
• No Outside Drinks Allowed.
• If we don’t stock something, let us know, and we’ll try to add it.
• Drink Responsibly – We may refuse service to intoxicated guests.
Phone Use: Restricted to social areas & lockers – No phones in play areas!
Photography: Strictly forbidden.
• Anyone caught taking photos must delete them immediately in the presence of management and will be removed.
Motto: “What happens at The Mirage, stays at The Mirage.”
Safe Sex:
• Free condoms (king-size & latex-free) & lube available at the bar, reception, and playrooms.
• Use protection!
Cleanliness: Let staff know if any play areas need attention.
• Vaping allowed inside.
• Smoking only in designated outdoor areas.
• Left something behind? Contact us within 3 days to check.
• Unclaimed items discarded after 7 days; collection only – we do not post lost items.
Zero Tolerance:
• Abuse (verbal or physical) will result in immediate removal & police involvement.
Consent: Mandatory – Always ask before engaging.
Respect Privacy:
• No knocking or entering closed doors unless you are a member of staff.
Private Playrooms:
• 40-minute allocation provided for rooms with beds.
• The sofa room has no time policy; anyone is welcome to enter.
Single Male Policy: Groups of single males are not permitted.
Illegal Drugs: Immediate removal & revoked membership.
• Tickets are non-transferable & non-refundable.
• Repeated no-shows may result in suspended booking privileges.
We can’t wait to welcome you for an unforgettable evening at The Mirage.
Inquiries & Bookings: WhatsApp 07508 201792
Email: enquiries@mirageswingers.co.uk